THE MADONNA TICKET MADNESS: NOT EVEN DANNY AIELLO CAN AFFORD TO GO ANYMORE

Blogger-turned-consumer crusader BrooklynVegan has found yet another Madge ticket scam: Apparenty, Ticketmaster is auctioning off primo seats, with starting bids ranging from $380 to $750. Considering how many charity cases Madonna's involved with—AmFar, Make-A-Wish, Guy Ritchie—you'd think they were going to a good cause; alas, the money appears to be going straight into Ticketmaster's service-charge loving hands. You can follow the controversy here.

We understand that illegal downloading has hurt the industry, but man, is she really hurting this much? Or did she think the money was in pounds? Either way, at least she's found a new, lame way to piss people off again.