FINALLY, ANOTHER REASON TO RUN A PICTURE OF SAM THE EAGLE

We just checked out some reviews of Alice Cooper's Town from Citysearch. Apparently it's been voted one of the Best Sports Bars in Phoenix, which, as far as credible accolades go, is somewhere in between Best Attendance (2nd Grade) and Best Supporting Actress. Our favorite comment:

...what can you say about a place that has Rhino's jersey hanging on the wall, Dave Mustaine's fractured guitar and Fleetwood Mac's pics as well? I still haven't seen Alice in person since the Christmas concert at New Haven Colliseum when Alice and the band beat St. Nick up on the encore number under the blacklight Christmas tree. Hello, Hooray ... let the show begin ... I'm always ready!

Yes, what can you say, except that Alice clearly gets a little violent around the holidays. On Groundhog's Day, for example, he's been known to popout of a blacklight hole in the ground and wail the crap out of a woodland creature. It'll make you spit out your Sammy Hagar Green Chile Burrito.